The Province of Kill ean is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.334 billion Kill eanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kill eanian economy, worth 253 trillion Provincial Talers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,602 Provincial Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Local Labradorball fields, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kill ean's national animal is the Local Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kill ean is ranked 62,371^st in the world and 12^th in Urcea for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,635.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.