The Teyrnir of Kilika is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Teyrna Sariah vas Parrena with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 20.718 billion Kilikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balgerda. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kilikan economy, worth a remarkable 1,765 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,218 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Teyrna Sariah vas Parrena's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilika's national animal is the orca and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Kilika is ranked 25,376^th in the world and 2^nd in Union of Nationalists for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 52.5 on the Kitten Softness Rating.