The Holy Kibble Empire of Kibbleberg is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Kibb with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.52 billion Kibblebergians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibblebergia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kibblebergian economy, worth a remarkable 2,000 trillion Kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,128 Kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper, and in pet stores nationwide Kibbles are growing in popularity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibbleberg's national animal is the Kibble, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Kibbleism.

Kibbleberg is ranked 15,648^th in the world and 1^st in The Kibble Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 76.49 quips per hour.