| People: | 246,009,949 |
| Zombies: | 210,104,922 |
The Emirate of Khofashia is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 456 million Khofashians, 210 million of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nibras. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Khofashian economy, worth 46.5 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,034 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, thrift shops are closing their doors, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khofashia's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Khofashia is ranked 107,395th in the world and 4th in The Eternal Alliance of Arab Nations for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,492.22 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Khofashia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Khofashia, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
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Khofashia, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
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Khofashia, thrift shops are closing their doors.
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Khofashia, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
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Khofashia, Khofashians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
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Khofashia, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
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Khofashia, there is a law against "filthy foreign food".
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Khofashia, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
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Khofashia, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.









