The Nomadic Peoples of Khoekhoe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The devout population of 2.696 billion Khoekhoeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Khoekhoean economy, worth 136 trillion Cow Patties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,527 Cow Patties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoekhoe's national animal is the Nguni Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khoekhoe is ranked 183,743^rd in the world and 13^th in Save Our Planet for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 284.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.