The Glorious Peoples' Republic of Khalite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Father with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.507 billion Khalite have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth an astonishing 22,177 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 703,883 woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotism is in the nation's DNA, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the bearcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Khalite is ranked 228^th in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 105.53 Effective Tax Rate.