The Colonial Plantations of Khakia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.56 billion Khakians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The very strong Khakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion overseas issue saars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,081 overseas issue saars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,957 per year while the poor average 7,785, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, the judicial system legislates morality, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Khakia's national animal is the southcat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khakia is ranked 139,413^th in the world and 16^th in Land for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 3,623.25 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.