The Community of Keystone Commonwealth is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.997 billion Keystone Commonwealthians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Keystone Commonwealthian economy, worth 354 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,030 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,455 per year while the poor average 3,700, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keystone Commonwealth's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Keystone Commonwealth is ranked 123,400^th in the world and 1^st in Harrisburg for Largest Populations, with 6.00 billion capita.