The Kingdom of Kevkos is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.702 billion Kafkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ylahm. The average income tax rate is 58.2%.

The powerhouse Kafkan economy, worth 285 trillion Phralloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 105,607 Phralloes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kevkos, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kevkos's national animal is the Raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Kevkos is ranked 40,311^th in the world and 2^nd in Transatlantic Treaty Organisation for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,257.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.