Largest Welfare Programs: 14thMost Cheerful Citizens: 30thNicest Citizens: 47th
The Socialist Union of
New York Times Democracy
To each according to their contribution.
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kerla

Population29.011 billion

CapitalAbbott
LeaderJacob Randall
FaithChurch of Kerla

CurrencyThennat
AnimalGarden Snake

The Socialist Union of Kerla is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jacob Randall with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.011 billion Kerlans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbott. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kerlan economy, worth a remarkable 5,771 trillion Thennats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 198,941 Thennats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and there's a mortuary next to every Kerlan restaurant. Crime is totally unknown. Kerla's national animal is the Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Kerla.

Kerla is ranked 206,652nd in the world and 5th in Anticapitalist Alliance for Fattest Citizens, with 1 Obesity Rate.

Top
1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 14thMost Cheerful Citizens: 30thNicest Citizens: 47thMost Compassionate Citizens: 79thMost Pacifist: 169thMost Rebellious Youth: 263rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 292ndMost Developed: 390thHealthiest Citizens: 418thLongest Average Lifespans: 447thMost Cultured: 524thBest Weather: 726thMost Inclusive: 754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 888thHighest Average Tax Rates: 947thLargest Publishing Industry: 977thSmartest Citizens: 1,024thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,077thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,182ndLargest Governments: 1,262ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,272ndHighest Economic Output: 1,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,743rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,916thTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,233rdSafest: 2,317thLargest Populations: 2,368thMost Efficient Economies: 2,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,404thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,475thHighest Average Incomes: 6,333rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,899thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 13,471stMost Influential: 16,896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,834th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, there's a mortuary next to every Kerlan restaurant.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerla, Kerla's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.

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