The Republic of Kerala Nadu is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.422 billion Kerala Naduans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kerala Naduan economy, worth 139 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,785 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerala Nadu's national animal is the bison.

Kerala Nadu is ranked 104,459^th in the world and 3^rd in Dravida Nadu for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 204.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.