The Masters of Kenpo Karate is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sensai with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs and smutty television. The hard-working population of 5.692 billion Kenpo Karateans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dojo. The average income tax rate is 13.3%.

The strong Kenpo Karatean economy, worth 403 trillion black belts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,816 black belts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and Kenpo Karate has been named as Kenpo Karate's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kenpo Karate's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenpo Karate.

Kenpo Karate is ranked 188,384^th in the world and 2^nd in Karate for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.03 kickbacks per hour.