The State of Keniak Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.874 billion Keniak Islandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Keniak Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,935 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, Keniak Island has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Keniak Island in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Keniak Island's national religion. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keniak Island's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Keniak Island is ranked 198,476^th in the world and 2^nd in Dushanbe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.