The Republic of Kelturgos is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.009 billion Kelturgosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The strong Kelturgosian economy, worth 226 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 56,611 francs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,945 per year while the poor average 5,238, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Kelturgos's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kelturgos is ranked 130,064^th in the world and 7^th in RealTacoMan Frontier for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,821.28 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.