The Kingdom of Keldria is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.077 billion Keldrians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The very strong Keldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion Keldrian Rubees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 59,570 Keldrian Rubees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, economists claim no news is good news, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Keldria's national animal is the Keldrian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Keldria is ranked 231,980^th in the world and 3^rd in Spectrocity for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.