The Militaristic Dictatorship of Keklystan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Big Man Tyrone with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.138 billion Kekistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kekstantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Keklystanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,237 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 417,934 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,683,282 per year while the poor average 26,476, a ratio of 101 to 1.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, Keklystan successfully hosted the Kekstania Olympics, and a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Big Man Tyrone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Keklystan's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Kek.

Keklystan is ranked 13,782^nd in the world and 1^st in Kekstania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.53 law-abiding acts per hour.