The 1957 Gibson Les Paul guitar of Keith Urban is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.908 billion Keith Urbanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whangarei. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keith Urbanian economy, worth 891 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,104 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keith Urban's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Keith Urban is ranked 34,217^th in the world and 3^rd in Australia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,616.29 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.