
| Population | 9.299 billion |
| Capital | The Court of the Crimson King |
| Leader | Keith Emerson |
| Faith | Gentle Giant |
| Currency | prog epic |
| Animal | Tarkus |
The Free land of Keith Emerson is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keith Emerson with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.299 billion prog rockers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Court of the Crimson King. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient ELP-inspired economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion prog epics a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,133 prog epics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, code enforcement officers circle wealthy prog rockers like vultures, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Keith Emerson's national animal is the Tarkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gentle Giant.
Keith Emerson is ranked 8,835th in the world and 9th in Anarchy for Highest Average Incomes, with 221,133.34 Standard Monetary Units.
Endorsements Received: 6 »
The Anarchist Federation of Spain,
Leva Komuna,
The Mechanical Autonomies of Null Island,
YoriZ,
Slackertown, and
Wijaya Arama Hayuning Kuncaraningrat.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Keith Emerson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Keith Emerson, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
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Keith Emerson, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
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Keith Emerson, code enforcement officers circle wealthy prog rockers like vultures.
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Keith Emerson, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
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Keith Emerson voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on International Arbitration".
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Keith Emerson, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
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Keith Emerson, Keith Emerson is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
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Keith Emerson, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with prog epics.
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Keith Emerson, tourists call ELP-inspired beach towns "the fine coastline".































































