The Republic of Keeper of the 7th Candle is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Escaped Off-Season Seasonal Candle population. The hard-working population of 2.014 billion Keeper of the 7th Candleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The Keeper of the 7th Candlean economy, worth 79.7 trillion Waxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,574 Waxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keeper of the 7th Candle's national animal is the Escaped Off-Season Seasonal Candle.

Keeper of the 7th Candle is ranked 50,790^th in the world and 1^st in Candleflame Glow 7 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,594.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.