The Technocracy of Kediya is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 2.314 billion Kedi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karmen. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kediyan economy, worth 312 trillion Kedivans a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,044 Kedivans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, Leader's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, and cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kediya's national animal is the Cat.

Kediya is ranked 8,019^th in the world and 1^st in Kedivan for Safest, scoring 122.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.