The Garhwali Kingdom of Kedarkhand and Manaskhand is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Jagadeesh Rawat with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.13 billion Garhwalis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dehradun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Garhwali economy, worth a remarkable 3,040 trillion nishkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,585 nishkas, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, sewing needles are topping lists of safe kids' toys, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kedarkhand and Manaskhand's national animal is the Badri cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shaiva Siddhanta.

Kedarkhand and Manaskhand is ranked 42,335^th in the world and 20^th in Pecan Sandies for Largest Populations, with 13.1 billion capita.