The Socialist Republic of Ke Nan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme leader Wu Ning with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 6.709 billion Ke Nians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shyongwang. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ke Nanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,115 trillion Kenutes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 315,389 Kenutes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol. Crime is totally unknown. Ke Nan's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ke Nan is ranked 293,025^th in the world and 4,989^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Primitive, scoring -1292.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.