The United Socialist States of KCCCP 208 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.461 billion KCCCP 208ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant KCCCP 208ian economy, worth 113 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,829 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KCCCP 208's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KCCCP 208 is ranked 220,107^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Social Democrats for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 246.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.