Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,582ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,409thLargest Black Market: 8,244th
The Keyboards of
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KB

Population8.78 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Keyboards of KB is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.78 billion KBians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The powerhouse KBian economy, worth 736 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,879 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Elephantball fields, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KB's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KB is ranked 125,344th in the world and 8th in Weyard for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 2,001.03 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,582ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,409thLargest Black Market: 8,244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,555thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,584thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,428th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KB, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Elephantball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : KB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir.

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