Nudest: 3,910thMost Primitive: 9,839thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,243rd
The Keyboards of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Liberty
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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KB

Population7.289 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Keyboards of KB is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.289 billion KBians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The strong KBian economy, worth 411 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,392 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KB's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KB is ranked 200,588th in the world and 18th in Weyard for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.28 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Nudest: 3,910thMost Primitive: 9,839thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,243rdTop
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Most Conservative: 12,091stLargest Black Market: 12,867thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,221stMost Authoritarian: 20,064th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KB, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in KB, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in KB, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : KB was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in KB, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.

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