The Republic of Kayats is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 472 million Kayatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.5%.

The thriving Kayatsian economy, worth 35.1 trillion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,431 Toastarian Bolivars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,447 per year while the poor average 10,286, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

The nation's space program is doxxing the planet, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kayats's national animal is the Slugcat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kayats is ranked 146,755^th in the world and 43^rd in The Toastic Assembly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 908.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.