The Theocracy of Kayatopia is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 257 million Kayatopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.2%.

The Kayatopian economy, worth 15.3 trillion Koins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 59,520 Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The internal market is thriving, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, builders across Kayatopia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of Kayatopia are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kayatopia's national animal is the Unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kayatopia is ranked 69,220^th in the world and 7^th in The Churchlands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.