The State of Kaviska is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 27.297 billion Kaviskans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 11.7%.

The Kaviskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion saars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,215 saars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, graffiti graces every city's streets, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaviska's national animal is the temperate manatee.

Kaviska is ranked 262,910^th in the world and 54^th in Colonies for Safest, scoring 23.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.