The Juraihelm-allied El Hazard of Kauru Taurus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Romio with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 49.718 billion El Hazardians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floristica. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped El Hazardian economy, worth a remarkable 6,217 trillion water molecules a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,061 water molecules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Floristica, Romio has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Romio is the self-declared God of all Kauru Taurus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kauru Taurus's national animal is the Squirfin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worship of the natural elements.

Kauru Taurus is ranked 361^st in the world and 1^st in AnimeOnDVD for Lowest Crime Rates, with 215.36 law-abiding acts per hour.