The Holy Arms Dealing Commune of Kaulga is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Respected Comrade Emi Ibarazaki with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.271 billion Kaulgans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamaku. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaulgan economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,860 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and rumor has it that Respected Comrade Emi Ibarazaki has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kaulga's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Luddic Church.

Kaulga is ranked 307,065^th in the world and 21^st in The Amaranthine Isles for Least Corrupt Governments, with 62.19 percentage of bribes refused.