The Environment Beauty of Kauai Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alii nui with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 12.842 billion Kauai Islandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Defense and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kihea. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kauai Islandsian economy, worth 734 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,227 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

KI-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, bins outnumber trees in city parks, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kauai Islands's national animal is the nene, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pele.

Kauai Islands is ranked 57,186^th in the world and 12^th in Benigtopia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 32.07 kickbacks per hour.