The Rapper of Kassich is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.97 billion Kassichians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The strong Kassichian economy, worth 220 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,397 lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,586 per year while the poor average 3,313, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Kassich's national animal is the panther.

Kassich is ranked 183,598^th in the world and 4^th in The Northwest Passage for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.