The Queen's State of Kasba Beach is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.329 billion Kasba Beachians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Kasba Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,371 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,960 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,679 per year while the poor average 2,147, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Kasba Beach's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of educational achievement, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and Kasba Beach has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kasba Beach's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kasba Beach is ranked 329,432^nd in the world and 1^st in Iqaluit for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -6.32 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.