The Reich of Karvadar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Volksdux of Karvadar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.118 billion Karvadarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richtenstein. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karvadarian economy, worth 393 trillion Karvamarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,174 Karvamarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Karvadar, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karvadar's national animal is the Karvadarian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Karvadar is ranked 322,968^th in the world and 1^st in Axis Mundi Alliance for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.