The Grand Marshmallow Raj of Karma is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 22.94 billion Karmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yo Mama Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.2%.

The Karman economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion hindi-poundcakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,565 hindi-poundcakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The only things Karmanians vote on are cutest Rainbow Marshmallow-eater competitions, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Karman lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karma's national animal is the Rainbow Marshmallow-eater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karma is ranked 219,712^th in the world and 24^th in United Alliances for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,545.8 Standard Monetary Units.