The Evolutionary Process of Karini is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Charles Darwin with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 41.849 billion Karinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darwin. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Karinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,651 trillion darwins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 87,244 darwins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Karinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Sir Charles Darwin's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karini's national animal is the legged fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is science.

Karini is ranked 217,849^th in the world and 9^th in The Scandalian Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -94.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.