| Population | 3.023 billion |
| Capital | Andaris |
| Leader | Joseph Biden |
| Faith | Wokeness |
| Currency | trojan rabbit |
| Animal | hungarian horntail |
The Allied States of Karasek is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Biden with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.023 billion Karasekians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andaris. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.
The Karasekian economy, worth 190 trillion trojan rabbits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,001 trojan rabbits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Copyright laws have been abolished, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, it's best not to ask what goes into Andaris Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karasek's national animal is the hungarian horntail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wokeness.
Karasek is ranked 105,806th in the world and 4th in Aivatkhan Realm for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 811.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Karasek, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings.
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Karasek, it's best not to ask what goes into Andaris Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
- : Following new legislation in
Karasek, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
- : Following new legislation in
Karasek, copyright laws have been abolished.
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Karasek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Karasek, third world countries are rich in "I Love Andaris" t-shirts.
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Karasek, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
- : Following new legislation in
Karasek, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other.
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Karasek, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
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Karasek, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.















