The Empire of Kaoni is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Shadow with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.068 billion Kaonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaon. The average income tax rate is 31.2%.

The strong Kaonian economy, worth 173 trillion Pootis Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 56,422 Pootis Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, K-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaoni's national animal is the Dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaoni is ranked 119,390^th in the world and 5^th in West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,522.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.