Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,100thMost Conservative: 3,239thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,334th
The Empire and Her Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the Commonwealth; For Her we Die
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kanzlia

Population8.276 billion

CapitalSzbedansk
LeaderSzebdin Olymotzky
FaithLoyalty

CurrencyGelder
AnimalBlack Eagle

The Empire and Her Commonwealth of Kanzlia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Szebdin Olymotzky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.276 billion Kanzlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Szbedansk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanzlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Gelders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,454 Gelders, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation tends not to learn from its history, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanzlia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Loyalty.

Kanzlia is ranked 197,751st in the world and 5,131st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 50.3776413694 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,100thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,239thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,334thMost Patriotic: 4,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,295thLargest Black Market: 8,123rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,966thMost Authoritarian: 10,034thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,584thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,395thLargest Governments: 13,706thHighest Average Incomes: 13,798thTop
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Most Developed: 15,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,431stHighest Economic Output: 18,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,537thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,228thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,001stMost Efficient Economies: 25,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 25,750thHealthiest Citizens: 27,791st
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Most Conservative: 98th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 143rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 303rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 395th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 395th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 475th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 521st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 571st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 592nd in the regionMost Extreme: 643rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 652nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 686th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 688th in the regionLargest Black Market: 738th in the regionLargest Governments: 870th in the regionMost Developed: 988th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,035th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,052nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kanzlia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Kanzlia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Kanzlia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.

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