The Cute Kemonomimi of Kants is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Commander Kintia with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.214 billion Kantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat Kant Village. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kantian economy, worth 136 trillion kantonis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 42,538 kantonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is well under control. Kants's national animal is the ésemi d'este, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintoism.

Kants is ranked 258,021^st in the world and 12,346^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.