The Oppressed Peoples of Kanshi is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.758 billion Kanshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 47.2%.

The powerhouse Kanshian economy, worth 276 trillion Spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,032 Spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, polygamy is legal, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanshi's national animal is the Fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanshi is ranked 271,657^th in the world and 22^nd in Mud Puddle 450 for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.47 percentage of bribes refused.