Population | 7.259 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Kangoroo Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.259 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Kangoroo Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,860 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,317 Dragon Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 725,571 per year while the poor average 72,403, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
The studies of art and philosophy are banned, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kangoroo Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kangoroo Dragonia is ranked 29,214th in the world and 156th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 845.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kangoroo Dragonia, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in Kangoroo Dragonia, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
- : Following new legislation in Kangoroo Dragonia, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
- : Following new legislation in Kangoroo Dragonia, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Kangoroo Dragonia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Kangoroo Dragonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Kangoroo Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Kangoroo Dragonia, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
- : Following new legislation in Kangoroo Dragonia, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
- : Following new legislation in Kangoroo Dragonia, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.