The Upside-Down Empire of Kandfaroi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Situroz II with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.879 billion Kandfaroians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kandi. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kandfaroian economy, worth 393 trillion Kandfaroian kabits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,454 Kandfaroian kabits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and children complain that school food is too flavorful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kandfaroi's national animal is the Kandfaroian camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Kandfaroi is ranked 217,093^rd in the world and 1^st in Farokand for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.8 percentage of bribes refused.