The City State of Kanahi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Cao Cao with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 4.697 billion Kanahians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanahi City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.

The all-consuming Kanahian economy, worth 380 trillion Gaokaos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,993 Gaokaos, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Kanahian Desert, shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué, and applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kanahi's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kanahi is ranked 328,683^rd in the world and 10^th in New Karnaria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.