The Empire of Kan Chetopia is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.969 billion Kan Chetopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kan Chetopian economy, worth 492 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 24,679 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kan Chetopia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kan Chetopia is ranked 133,577^th in the world and 8^th in The Vast for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 509.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.