The Tribe of Kamran is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Bunger with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.181 billion Kamranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamrokyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kamranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Trout a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,486 Trout, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 730,977 per year while the poor average 67,164, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kamran's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bungerism.

Kamran is ranked 238,210^th in the world and 2^nd in glorious turkiye for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,457.91 Standard Monetary Units.