The Capital City of Kampala is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.753 billion Kampalans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampala. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kampalan economy, worth a remarkable 3,821 trillion shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,268 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and Kampalans ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampala's national animal is the Marabou Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kampala is ranked 3,091^st in the world and 4^th in Underworld for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 16,937.61 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.