The Cosmic Karma of Kaminkow is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 32.199 billion Kaminkowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaminkowian economy, worth a remarkable 3,559 trillion blasting caps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,534 blasting caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, sweet-toothed Kaminkowians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, and "The Pride of the Kaminkowian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaminkow's national animal is the buzzard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kaminkow is ranked 20,835^th in the world and 1^st in Train Station for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,277.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.