The Constitutional Monarchy of Kamikaze89 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lieutenant Jansen with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 16.299 billion Kamikaze89ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satellite Station. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamikaze89ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,862 trillion bong hits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,634 bong hits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Kamikaze89's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jansenism.

Kamikaze89 is ranked 286,758^th in the world and 10,820^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -479.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.