The Republic of Kalicri is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.621 billion Kalicrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Kalicrian economy, worth 443 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,404 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,305 per year while the poor average 3,222, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kalicri's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kalicri is ranked 175,772^nd in the world and 1^st in Right Wing Coalition for Most Primitive, scoring -68.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.