Population | 6.716 billion |
Capital | City 17 |
Leader | General Killemall |
Faith | Alcoholism |
Currency | Petrodollars |
Animal | Irradiated cockroach |
The Free Market Zone of Kalatchevia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Killemall with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.716 billion Kalatchevians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 17. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kalatchevian economy, worth a remarkable 1,619 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 241,157 Petrodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,435,359 per year while the poor average 18,556, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.
The government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to General Killemall's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kalatchevia's national animal is the Irradiated cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alcoholism.
Kalatchevia is ranked 285,627th in the world and 100th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -447.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalatchevia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Kalatchevia's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Kalatchevia's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : Kalatchevia's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Kalatchevia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to General Killemall's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, the government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.