Largest Retail Industry: 534thHighest Crime Rates: 599thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 648th
The Free Market Zone of
Compulsory Consumerist State
It's a good day for business
President Drezvor
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kalatchevia

Population3.039 billion

CapitalBonetown
LeaderPresident Drezvor
FaithAlcoholism

CurrencyPetrocredit
AnimalRoadman

The Free Market Zone of Kalatchevia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Drezvor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.039 billion Kalatchevians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kalatchevian economy, worth 718 trillion Petrocredits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 236,532 Petrocredits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,507,052 per year while the poor average 15,298, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kalatchevia's national animal is the Roadman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Kalatchevia is ranked 534th in the world and 10th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 45,618.76 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 534thHighest Crime Rates: 599thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 648thMost Armed: 701stFattest Citizens: 727thMost Avoided: 813thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 876thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 909thRudest Citizens: 947thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,070thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,144thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,983rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,225thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,727thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,815thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,301stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,514thHighest Average Incomes: 4,709thMost Efficient Economies: 4,871stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,952ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,644thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,197thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,264thMost Secular: 13,191stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,350thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,176thSmartest Citizens: 16,575thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,913thMost Pro-Market: 25,539thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,186th
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Most Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalatchevia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Kalatchevia lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalatchevia, Kalatchevian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.

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